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IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION, LOKI
NO NEED TO TURN COLD ON ME.
DID YOU KNOW KOALAS EAT ONLY EURORHYTHMIC LEAVES AND CAN SLEEP FOR ALMOST 18 HOURS A DAY?
INSPIRING, THESE CREATURES.
Leaves are very different from eating boar and…
IT IS OKAY TO LET LOOSE AND ENJOY YOURSELF FROM TIME TO TIME, BROTHER.
I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU HAVE A BRANCH SO FAR UP YOUR POSTERIOR, AS THE MIDGARDIANS WOULD SAY.
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IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION, LOKI
NO NEED TO TURN COLD ON ME.
DID YOU KNOW KOALAS EAT ONLY EURORHYTHMIC LEAVES AND CAN SLEEP FOR ALMOST 18 HOURS A DAY?
INSPIRING, THESE CREATURES.
Leaves are very different from eating boar and drinking mead 18 hours a day, Thor.
ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TRULY ENJOY A GOOD FEAST. YOU SPEND FAR TOO MUCH TIME USING UTENSILS THAT YOU NEVER GOT TO EXPERIENCE THE TRUE PLEASURES OF FEASTING OR THE GREAT SLEEP THAT FOLLOWS.
PERHAPS YOU CAN LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM OUR FURRY MIDGARDIAN TREE DWELLERS
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DID YOU ALL KNOW
THAT KOALA BEARS ARE NOT BEARS AND ARE IN FACT MARSUPIALS?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MARSUPIAL IS BUT IT IS VERY FASCINATING. THESE BIZARRE MIDGARDIAN CREATURES ARE AMONGST SOME OF MY FAVORITES.
I was starting to think that I missed your old self.
I was very wrong.
BROTHER YOU DO NOT FIND THESE CREATURES TO BE AMAZING?
THESE MARSUPIALS… THEY CARRY THEIR YOUNG IN POUCHES ON THEIR BODY. IT IS AMAZING.
YOU HAVE CARRIED YOUR YOUNG BEFORE. DID YOU HAVE A POUCH?
BROTHER ARE YOU A MARSUPIAL?
For the love of Odin, shut up.
IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION, LOKI
NO NEED TO TURN COLD ON ME.
DID YOU KNOW KOALAS EAT ONLY EURORHYTHMIC LEAVES AND CAN SLEEP FOR ALMOST 18 HOURS A DAY?
INSPIRING, THESE CREATURES.
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DID YOU ALL KNOW
THAT KOALA BEARS ARE NOT BEARS AND ARE IN FACT MARSUPIALS?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MARSUPIAL IS BUT IT IS VERY FASCINATING. THESE BIZARRE MIDGARDIAN CREATURES ARE AMONGST SOME OF MY FAVORITES.
I was starting to think that I missed your old self.
I was very wrong.
BROTHER YOU DO NOT FIND THESE CREATURES TO BE AMAZING?
THESE MARSUPIALS… THEY CARRY THEIR YOUNG IN POUCHES ON THEIR BODY. IT IS AMAZING.
YOU HAVE CARRIED YOUR YOUNG BEFORE. DID YOU HAVE A POUCH?
BROTHER ARE YOU A MARSUPIAL?
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DID YOU ALL KNOW
THAT KOALA BEARS ARE NOT BEARS AND ARE IN FACT MARSUPIALS?
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A MARSUPIAL IS BUT IT IS VERY FASCINATING. THESE BIZARRE MIDGARDIAN CREATURES ARE AMONGST SOME OF MY FAVORITES.
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I AM SURE IF YOU ASKED THE ALLFATHER HE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TRANSFORM YOU. I WOULD RECOMMEND THE FORM OF A PENGUIN BUT THE PREENING AND LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS BECOMES QUITE PROBLEMATIC AFTER A WHILE AND I WOULD NOT EVEN WISH THAT ON LOKI.
REALLY WHAT? ARE YOU ALRIGHT, BINGLE?
Uhhh….I will pass for now, I think.
Balder. It’s Balder. That is my name. I am going to develop a complex, I swear by all the realms. >:C
HA HA. OF COURSE. FORGIVE ME BALDER. IT HAS BEEN A LONG COUPLE OF WEEKS. OR… MONTHS, APPARENTLY.
I AM, AS MORTALS SAY, “BIRD-BRAINED” AT THE MOMENT.
I WISH TO SEE YOU AND LOKI SOON. CAN WE ARRANGE THAT? I WOULD VERY MUCH ENJOY SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY BROTHERS. PERHAPS I COULD TEACH YOU BOTH THE ART OF FISH DIVING. IT IS A WONDERFUL WAY TO BOND WITH YOUR KIN.
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I HAVE RETURNED
FATHER SAID THAT BROTHER’S STUPIDITY TOWARDS MY TEMPORARY AVIAN FORM WAS UNBEARABLE SO HE RESTORED ME TO MY NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL STATE. IT IS GOOD TO HAVE LONG FLOWING LOCKS AGAIN. PREENING FEATHERS WAS BEGINNING TO BECOME A BIT OF A PAIN IN MY POSTERIOR. I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT.
…
*sigh*
I AM ALSO SIGHING AT THIS PREDICAMENT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER TO TIDY UP AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY ANSWERS AS TO WHY IT IS EVEN IN SUCH A STATE.
ALSO WHY IS MY ICON RED. PENGUINS ARE NOT RED.
Whilst weaving at my loom, I have sensed a great and powerful disturbance in the threads of the universe. I can only image that your spell was put upon by a universe trying to equally compensate for its disbalance rather than split itself apart at the seams. It is my theory that due to which, you have not been yourself in many months, and during this time have caused a great deal of damage to your chambers and several other wings of the palace. Also, you’ve made Fulla cry. You know how sensitive she is. I expect a full apology, young man.
I have never seen a penguin. They may or may not be red.
I AM GOING TO PRETEND I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I MAY HAVE RUINED MANY THINGS IN OUR HOME. I SHALL BEGIN CLEANUP SOON…
…BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO REST ON WHAT IS LEFT OF MY BED. THE AMOUNT OF FEATHERS STREWN ABOUT RESEMBLES A NIGHTMARE I HAD DURING MY TIME IN MY AVIAN FORM. I SHALL NOT GO INTO DETAILS…
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HA HA HA! YES. A KOALA. I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN THE TWO MIXED UP.
FORGIVE ME, BUTLER. MY MIND IS STILL QUITE HAZY FROM MY FEATHERED FORM, YOU SEE.
I AM STILL FIGHTING BACK URGES TO DIVE INTO THE OCEAN TO RETRIEVE MY MEALS. IT IS PERHAPS THE ONLY THING I MISS ABOUT BEING A PENGUIN. THE ABILITY TO DART THROUGH ICY OCEAN WATERS BEING TRIUMPHANT IN THE GAME OF FISH CATCHING WITH MY FELLOW FEATHERED BRETHREN.
I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SUCH A FEELING HOWEVER.
You…are right. I could not understand such a feeling.
But as I have not been transformed into an animal in… centuries now? It may just be a matter of memory.
Wait—Butler?!
Really?
I AM SURE IF YOU ASKED THE ALLFATHER HE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TRANSFORM YOU. I WOULD RECOMMEND THE FORM OF A PENGUIN BUT THE PREENING AND LACK OF OPPOSABLE THUMBS BECOMES QUITE PROBLEMATIC AFTER A WHILE AND I WOULD NOT EVEN WISH THAT ON LOKI.
REALLY WHAT? ARE YOU ALRIGHT, BINGLE?
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AH I AM VERY OVERWHELMED BY ALL THESE GREETINGS THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I HAVE REMOVED THE RED PENGUINS FROM MY ICON AND INSTEAD IT IS NOW A MIDGARDIAN CREATURE CALLED A GIRAFFE. I QUITE LIKE THIS CREATURE. IT IS ADORABLE. IT REMINDS ME OF MY BROTHER WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. THE SLEEPY EYES AND THE BIG EARS AND THE DIRTY MATTED HAIR.
AND THE FACIAL EXPRESSION THAT GENERALLY IMPLIES BOREDOM.
YES.
Thor.
That is a koala.
I mean not that it is not accurate but…
HA HA HA! YES. A KOALA. I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN THE TWO MIXED UP.
FORGIVE ME, BUTLER. MY MIND IS STILL QUITE HAZY FROM MY FEATHERED FORM, YOU SEE.
I AM STILL FIGHTING BACK URGES TO DIVE INTO THE OCEAN TO RETRIEVE MY MEALS. IT IS PERHAPS THE ONLY THING I MISS ABOUT BEING A PENGUIN. THE ABILITY TO DART THROUGH ICY OCEAN WATERS BEING TRIUMPHANT IN THE GAME OF FISH CATCHING WITH MY FELLOW FEATHERED BRETHREN.
I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL UNDERSTAND SUCH A FEELING HOWEVER.
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AH I AM VERY OVERWHELMED BY ALL THESE GREETINGS THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I HAVE REMOVED THE RED PENGUINS FROM MY ICON AND INSTEAD IT IS NOW A MIDGARDIAN CREATURE CALLED A GIRAFFE. I QUITE LIKE THIS CREATURE. IT IS ADORABLE. IT REMINDS ME OF MY BROTHER WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. THE SLEEPY EYES AND THE BIG EARS AND THE DIRTY MATTED HAIR.
AND THE FACIAL EXPRESSION THAT GENERALLY IMPLIES BOREDOM.
YES.
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