Whoever is bothering my brother through his blog, it would be in your best interests to stop.
Only I am allowed to do that.
WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BOTHER ME.
YOU ARE BENEATH ME.
BEGONE.
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OH AND IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE DEMANDS, DO SO IN CAPSLOCKLOKI"S ASKBOX. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
ONLY I GET TO TELL MYSELF WHAT TO DO
FOOL.
ATTENTION THOR! THE GREAT LOKI HAS THE MIDGARDIAN WENCH KNOWN AS JANE FOSTER IN HIS CUSTODY! THE WENCH SHALL NOT BE HARMED BUT ONLY IF YOU ADMIT YOU ARE A MORONIC MUSCLE BOUND HALF WIT, UNFIT TO RULE ASGARD AND KNEEL AT HIS FEET.
YOU ACT LIKE I CARE ABOUT A PATHETIC MORTAL
BUT FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT A MORONIC MUSCLE BOUND HALF WIT
I AM A ANGRY MUSCLE BOUND RULER AND YOU SHALL MOST DEFINITELY FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ANGRY MUSCLE BOUND KNUCKLES AS THEY ARE GOING THROUGH YOUR SKULL
ALL HAIL THE GREAT LOKI! YOU WILL BE DEFEATED BY MY MASTER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. THE GREAT ONE WILL REIGN SUPREME FOR ALL OF TIME AND THERE IS NOT A SINGLE THING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT!
LOKI YOUR MINDLESS FOLLOWERS HAVE TAKEN IT UPON THEMSELVES TO SEND ME STRANGE MESSAGES. I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS
CALL THEM OFF OR ELSE THEY SHALL TASTE THE POWER OF MY FISTS
WHO IS KNOCKING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR
DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT I AM SLEEPING AND I AM LIKE A BEAR AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DISTURB A SLEEPING BEAR
IT IS A SHAME THAT I DO NOT HAVE BEAR CLAWS.
I HAVE ONLY MY FISTS.
Thor Odinson, I grow weary of your games. You are to open this door this very instant or I shall reduce it to splinters.
MOTHER WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME
CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT I AM BUSY SLEEPING
AND PUNCHING
BUT MOSTLY SLEEPING.
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WHO IS KNOCKING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR
DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT I AM SLEEPING AND I AM LIKE A BEAR AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DISTURB A SLEEPING BEAR
IT IS A SHAME THAT I DO NOT HAVE BEAR CLAWS.
I HAVE ONLY MY FISTS.
’s called spiked brass knuckles, love. Or nails.
Just make sure to eat a lot of gelatin. Then you’ll grow your own set of claws in no time.
BUT I AM NOT A BEAR SO I CANNOT HAVE CLAWS
YOU ARE DUMB
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WHO IS KNOCKING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR
DO THEY NOT KNOW THAT I AM SLEEPING AND I AM LIKE A BEAR AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT DISTURB A SLEEPING BEAR
IT IS A SHAME THAT I DO NOT HAVE BEAR CLAWS.
I HAVE ONLY MY FISTS.
I AM IN NEED OF SOMETHING NEW TO PUNCH
MY BEDROOM WALLS HAVE BEEN PUNCHED TO THEIR MAXIMUM EXTENT.
I CANNOT PUNCH THEM ANY LONGER.
IF ANY OF YOU MORTALS (OR LOKI) WISH TO VOLUNTEER PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO SAY SO (ESPECIALLY LOKI).
Thor.
HELLO MOTHER
I DO NOT WISH TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE SO I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU ARE COMING FORTH.
UN… UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
TO WHICH I MUST RESPECTFULLY DECLINE. YOU ARE NOT LOKI.
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I AM IN NEED OF SOMETHING NEW TO PUNCH
MY BEDROOM WALLS HAVE BEEN PUNCHED TO THEIR MAXIMUM EXTENT.
I CANNOT PUNCH THEM ANY LONGER.
IF ANY OF YOU MORTALS (OR LOKI) WISH TO VOLUNTEER PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO SAY SO (ESPECIALLY LOKI).
You’ve always cared so deeply about me.
IF BY CARE YOU MEAN “ALWAYS WANTED TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE”
THEN YES
YOU ARE CORRECT
NOW COME HITHER, LITTLE BROTHER. LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT YOU.
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